Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, First Officer Douglas Richardson here. Just to let you know, we're making our final approach now into what I am fairly sure is Fitton airfield..unless it's a farm..or just possibly the A45. It's not the sea, because that's blue. I should perhaps explain that Captain Crieff and I have a sportsman-like little bet on today about who can fly the best after drinking a litre of Vodka through a straw. The Captain went first. You may have noticed the takeoff run was a little bumpy, particularly over the golf course. Now it's me to land, just as soon as I decide, which of these two runaways to aim for. And I'm happy to tell you that I feel lucky. So on behalf of all your crew today, may I just say, geronimo!
thanks to cabin_pressure, seenthewind & persiflage_1.
Ну, разве они не прекрасны?! Капитан Мартин Крифф - амбициозный неудачник (I dreamt of becoming an airplane pilot since I was six. - And before that? - And before that I dreamt of becoming an airplane) и первый пилот Дуглас Ричардсон. They're just marvellous!
Cabin Pressure Xmas special on Radio 4